worth it

is it worth spending ur life time with one single person .?
so much energy spent loving them, caring them, hating them ...


was it worth it u be born.
was it worth it celebrating ur birthdays ( did I)
was it worth it u went to school, college...
was it worth it u had sleepless nights before ur board examz ( I did )
was it worth it u made lot many friends
was it worth it u ended in 9-5 job
was it was it... worth it getting stoned, getting drunk, having sex !

hmmm

so what makes u happy ?
r u worth it !!!

like like

http://www.nobodyhere.com/

Santa... 

Some people

Standing near chruch street, waiting for my friend... A guy neatly dressed , comes to me : HE: what do u want to be? ME : excuse me !! HE: clears his throat, I can help u to be one
Some people !!!

j'aucun undestand

u are given a bouquet ( be it a special special person ) would u wait for flowers to wizened , lose it charm .. so that u can preserve, lock it inside and write a note in ur diary !!??

I hate listening to

be responsible
take responsiblity
be sensitive
save money
what do u want to be

Humor

A memo to all Indians in Microsoft....This is one extremely funny (and VULGAR).
MEMO TO INDIAN STAFF
In view of the large number of Indians working in the USA, UK and Many other countries with White People, it has become important for Human Resources Directors to issue directives to their Indian staff. The following is an ACTUAL internal memo from the Human Resources Director of Microsoft.
To all Hindi-speaking staff
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our corporate headquarters that offensive language is commonly Used by our Hindi-speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and colleagues. Staff will IMMEDIATELY adhere to the following rules:
Words like "CHUTIYA, GANDU" and other such expressions will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion. You will not say "CHUTIYE AKKAL NAHI HAI KYA TEREKO" when someone makes a mistake, or "MADAR CHOD BHENCHOD" when a major mistake has been made. All forms derived from the verb "CHOD" are inappropriate in our environment. No project manager, section head or administrator, under any circumstances,will be referred to as "GADHA", or "CHUTIYA". Lack of determination will not be referred to as "KAAMCHOR SALA", and neither will persons who lack initiative be referred to as "AALSI BHOSADIKAA", or "MADARCHOD". Unusual or creative ideas from your superiors are not to be referred to as "---- ALL". Do not say "GAND FADU" if a person is persistent, or if a task is heavy to accomplish. In a similar way, do not use "GAND FATI NA", if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say "BHOSADE MEIN GAYA" when matters become complicated. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say "---- OFF".
Do not ever substitute 'May I help you?' with "BOL TERI KAISE GAND MARUU"? When things get tough, an acceptable expression such as 'We are going through a difficult time' should be used, rather than "MAA CHUDI PADI HAI" or "GOTI MUH MEIN HAI" No salary increase shall be ever referred to as "KHAIRAAT BAATI HAI". Under no circumstances should you call our elderly corporate partners "BUDDA KHOOSAT".
Last, but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say "YE KAGAJ GAND PONCHNE KE LAAYAK BHI NAHI HAI". Just keep it clean and dispose off it properly. We hope you will keep these directions in mind.

Sincerely,
Steve Rider - Human Resources Director
Microsoft Corporation Inc.
Tel : 555-123-4567 www.microsoft.com
http://www.microsoft.com

you know what !!

CD recieves a cheque for Rs 17 /= Only from LIC india. he be wondering what to do . 1. tear it 2. deposit it somebody help him :)

Haffy Mom

me went temple(s) ... Mom happy ... me cleansed.. some more sins to continue.....

verbocrescendo

verbocrescendo

What Say !!!

Subbu: groping for light in the tunnel

Generally NO Knowledge:

Topic:
------
Know ur city..

1. 3 seasons in Chennai (Madras) ?
Hot , Hotter, Hottest

2. Describe Chennai.
Fuckn HOTTTTTTTTT

D3

i am gonna miss ... HER
cant imagine 1 years just passed by, and SHE will never be mine.
what fun we had,
what a stress buster SHE had been,
she will always remain close to me ..


adois

D3 Krishna Manor Apts

Coffee

he : in pantry trying to fill cup of coffee
she: hi
he: hello
she: leaves
she: comes back
she: can i suggest u something !!
he : sure .... (pause)
she: this coffee machine suckx, u can try the one on other side, its good.
he: where ??
she : details
he : :) okie .. will do that
she : leaves
he: LOSER

The Multiple Intelligences Test

KP, you're smartest when it comes to visual/spatial intelligence Others may take their environments for granted but not you. Because of your visual/spatial intelligence you really see the world around you. This strength often helps you better appreciate the beauty and detail in everyday things. From shapes in nature to the structure of a fine automobile, a countless variety of things hold your interest. Having this particular kind of heightened awareness can allow you to form accurate mental images of existing places and objects. In extreme cases, one might call this strength a photographic memory. Being visually/spatially intelligent also means that you likely have a vivid imagination that can be put to use in a variety of creative or professional endeavors.

Your element is Wind. You are the guy/girl that is unpredictable. No one knows what you're going to do next and what you're in the mood for. Studying is not your thing and you would rather go to a party than stay home. Life is just for fun and you need to be free to live according to you. You waste no time on lies, if you feel or think one thing you say it even if it hurts. Of course, people may be quite upset but that doesn't really bother you. Its not that you don't care, because you do, but in these situations it's a waste of time. You live up in the clouds and are quite a dreamer about life. People often consider you beautiful, but harsh and they would think twice before getting to know you. But once they do, they'll learn that you are always willing to take yourself and your friends on adventures. Never will it be a boring time with you and your friends appreciate that. You are not often seen sad, but you have your times. If someone has been mean to you, you can quite easily trash-talk them for betraying you. Nevertheless, you are most of the time a good spirit who just want to have some fun. Rate and message! What is your element? brought to you by Quizilla

- OH

Beer

Perhaps the most simple of alcholic drinks. You tend to be liked by most people and you're friendly. Sometimes you make people do things they really shouldn't - but its all in the name of harmless fun. You tend to stick to the norms, and just get by in life. You have a relaxed nature.
?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ?

You are Sloth!Lazy huh ?? You're a bit slow in getting going -
and tend not to do anything unless it is
absolutely necessary. You'd rather sit around,
watch TV/Sleep then go out and about with
friends, or take part in a sporting event. On
the positive side, you tend to be quite smart,
as you spend a lot of time watching the News
(!!) or on the computer, Also by conserving
your energy, it's right there waiting for you
when it's vitally important to get going.Consider possibly moving out of the room once in a
while - and perhaps once a week trade watching
TV for half an hour with a walk - and you'll be
back on track.However, Congratulations on being the most
intelligent of the 7 deadly sins...

?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??

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Hey.. by the way... R u so Mindfuck'd ?... u'r blog is so full of negative outpour