Monday, March 13, 2006

cynicism

HOMETOWN The community that nurtures us in our formative years, so that we might attend a good school, succeed handsomely and spend the rest of our lives somewhere else.
ACADEMIA A chronic disease characterized by a compulsion to write lengthy specialized treatises in unintelligible vocabularies, for the purpose of rising in the esteem of those similarly afflicted.
STREET SMARTS The key to success in most human endeavors; something we neglected to learn in school because we were too busy studying French and trigonometry.
JOB A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning.
SALARY A market value assigned to professionals as a function of their scarcity, their usefulness to employers and their ability to feign enthusiasm for their work.
BOSS A personal dictator appointed to those of us fortunate enough to live in free societies.
MANAGEMENT A class of semi-skilled corporate hirelings whose rise within the organization correlates directly with the amount of work they delegate to their more talented underlings.
FASHION Today's rage, tomorrow's chuckle.
CHIC Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence.
QUALITY OF LIFE What an industrialized nation is said to offer when enough of its citizens are suffering from terminal stress.
"Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes."

Friday, March 10, 2006

Friday, March 03, 2006

Monday, February 27, 2006

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

My Bloginality is ISFP!!!

http://www.personalitypage.com/ISFP.html

addendum:

http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JungType.htm

Jung Typology Test
Your Type is
ISFP
Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
100 12 25 33

ISFP type description by D.Keirsey
ISFP type description by J. Butt

Monday, February 13, 2006

oops

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost;
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

underwear

how can ppl determine whom i should marry !? . they dnt even know what undess i wear.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

head or tail

something is seriously wrong ..

:J usually gets his period of sanity once a year.. this time around it's almost 2 years.. nothing wrong with it ...
:S for once trying to answer himself ... wants to look, think out-of-the-box .. but trapped in a whirl pool of thoughts.. which for him are learn and hate ..
:M is planning to get married.. he always looses his sight .. when someone is near him and can / is easily influenced..best of luck ...
:V looks composed .. but deep inside the opportunity he missed kills him... ,being in the right place at right time hasn't yet happened to him .. he will ... he should
:C talks a lot, abt things which he thinks and is sure which he will never do. he does a wonderful job, if he doesn't talk abt it even before starting it..
:N needs someone to hang on ..

:R needs someone to talk to .. u know what ... blah blah ..
:D contemplates

:Me always confused...


year so far has started with apprehension.. from all ends...


r u listening.. stop reading blogs ..

wondering what ppl would have thought (who went through the misery of reading mine )


education spoils u
freedom leads to trouble


i want war..
i want a gun .. shoot everyone and put them out of their misery..


just kidding

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

8 £

8 pounds. mom couldnt carry her for long. she was this little thing, use to drink milk and snore away to glory. Bujji. standing on window sill and holding on to the iron rails we use to play this game. let ur hand off the window and quickly grab it before you fall. she did fall broke her hand. walking her back from school . boasting to my friends, she could bend all her fingers and touched her hand ( the other way). shes got this incredible talent, finding elephanth's tail when her eyes are tied. (during birthday parties at varun's place ) she use to impress my dad, sitting with him during nights and narrating twinkle twinkle little star. she use to have her hair tied like a scooter handle. my fav pass time . holding her hair and asking her to run, so that i feel as though i am driving my scooter. shes getting married. have fun .

Monday, January 09, 2006

movie time

movie which i liked , loved last year
Ôdishon (1999)
21 Grams (2003)
The Accused (1988)
Alfie (2004)
Amores perros (2000)
At Close Range (1986)
Ba wang bie ji (1993)
Baise-moi (2000)
Bullitt (1968)
Carlito's Way (1993)
Ceský sen (2004)
The Clearing (2004)
Coffee and Cigarettes
Crash (2004)
Deadline (2004)
Diarios de motocicleta (2004)
Dinosaur (2000)
A Dirty Shame (2004)
Fight Club (1999)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Gomgashtei dar Aragh (2002)
Haine, La (1995)
Heights (2004)
Heist (2001/I)
Hitler: The Rise of Evil (2003)
Honey (2003)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Irréversible (2002)
Kukushka (2002)
Kung fu (2004)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
Lucía y el sexo (2001)
Maquinista, El (2004)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
The Parallax View (1974)
Rear Window (1954)
September Tapes (2004)
Shattered Glass (2003)
Shichinin no samurai
Shine (1996)
Shutter (2004)
Sin City (2005)
Snatch. (2000)
Stay (2005/I)
Strangers on a Train (1951)
Trauma (2004)
Tweeling, De (2002)
Two Bits (1995)
The Unborn (2003)
The Weight of Water (2000)
Zelig (1983)
Yeopgijeogin geunyeo (2001)

Saturday, December 31, 2005

2005

2004 (dec 30 ) - 2005
started with Goa :)
met swami (after school), ananya ,
tsunami night slept on sea side rocks.
kavitha...
paradasia, u indian... hmmm
enjoyed sumo ride,
domodar, lols talk
haffy new year


greenlight guardian...running
ascendum..., 405, ibm..
nisha,bangalore-76, rabi,jeff, flat, BRHills, bremmen,
movies,movies,...stumble,roadtrip,jedy, sister marriage through...
the start...

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Glass

watched her close to my eyes cleaned her spoiled her scratched her took her for granted she lost her beauty she wasnt clear she had lived beyond her days she must be gone finally got my new glasses.. to see the big world new

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

whatever

Veenai Gayatri --> Veellaieitha Gayatri
Suresh Babu --> Baibu Baggins
suffu : I need it, I dont want it

Monday, December 12, 2005

p2p

no PAIN no PLEASURE

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Hey

You - Off my planet

Quarter

Quarter a day keeps the doctor away :)

Friday, November 11, 2005

know no English - Euro English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

  As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

  In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

  The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

  There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

  In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

  Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

  Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

  By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and " w" with "v".

  During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"

  and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

  Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.

  Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

  Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

copy paste

What’s the time, please?
I don’t know, it changes all the time!
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paradox
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If you want to change, you have to change twice. You not only need to change the reality of your situation, you also need to change your perception of this reality.
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we today have situations that are equally inexplicable, but in different ways. The taps for water and for gas open in different directions. The keyboards on a calculator and a telephone are different—the line with 123 is the bottom line on a calculator, but it’s the top line on a telephone.
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In the country I had a dog, which used to take a sly pleasure in jumping over the garden fence and escaping into the neighboring fields. One day I decided to remove the ugly wire netting which no longer served any useful purpose. Imagine my surprise the next day when I saw my dog jumping up at the exact point where the fence had been, with the same sly pleasure (possibly to remind me that the French words for dog and cynicism come from the same root)? Before you laugh at him, think a moment! Maybe he’s laughing at us, incapable of getting out of the boxes that we make for ourselves, stuck in buildings which no longer exist, squatting inside fences which disappeared long ago, and shut inside imaginary walls.
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